Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys.#Lexus#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is.#Lexus#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp