😄 COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Act...

COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment

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