I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty...#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen#Animals#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: "I need a home improvement loan." Banker: "What will you be using the money for?" Me: "A divorce lawyer."#Marriage#Money#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping.#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp