"Remember Robert from work?" Yeah..he was a douche. "He died." WHAT?!? OMG..He was such a nice guy!#Robert#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? "Robert"#Robert#San Francisco Dance Club#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert.#Rob#Robert#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert#Robert#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp