A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp