Date: "I don't like Taco Bell." *Pushes her in front of a bus.*

Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman.

If I was a gay dude, I'd be all like "Not tonight, I had Taco Bell for lunch."

[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did