Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, "Like you mean it."#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp