[principal's office] "Your child's previous school indicates you're a bit of a helicopter parent." Velociraptor: That's got to be a typo.

As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering

- How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

I bet if Jeff Bridges picked up your kid from school today & said "I'm your dad now," your kid wouldn't even question it.