[principal's office] "Your child's previous school indicates you're a bit of a helicopter parent." Velociraptor: That's got to be a typo.

As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering

[my kid, literally every school morning] "I hate mornings. I'm not getting up" [1st day of summer vacation] "dad, can we watch the sunrise"

I bet if Jeff Bridges picked up your kid from school today & said "I'm your dad now," your kid wouldn't even question it.