If I could have back all the money I've spent on drugs and alcohol, I'd celebrate by buying more drugs and alcohol.#Money#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?#Money#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.#Money#Religion#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?" - my tax guy#Money#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp