President Reagan and his wife were at a state dinner and the waiter asked her what she wanted for her entree. She said, ""I'll have the chicken"". The waiter asked, ""what about the vegetable?"" She replied, ""He'll have the beef""

I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.

{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear

there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them