A fighter pilot is shot down over Germany in World War II... He wakes up in a German POW hospital. A German officer is standing over his bed as he comes-to. ""I'm verry sorry to inform you, but vee haff had to amputate your left leg,"" says the officer. ""Oh no,"" cries the pilot, ""lost a limb? This is terrible news. Crutches for the rest of my life and all that. Listen, could you boys do me a favor? Could you drop my leg over my base, so it can receive an American burial?"" The German confers …

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard. What else would it be? (Courtesy of ""True Detective"" screenplay writers)

Airplane Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes a bite out of an orange, and throws it out the window. The second takes a bite out an apple and throws it out the window. the third takes a bite out of a grenade and throws it out the window. A cop walks around town, when he finds three girls a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette. The redhead is crying. ""What's wrong""? asks the cop ""An orange fell from the sky and killed my cat!"" sobbed the girl. The Brunette is also crying ""What's wrong…

A Policeman, Heart Surgeon, Lawyer, Grandfather and his Grandson are flying in on a plane... ...They hear this load bang, and then some alarms go off. ""Uh...This is your captain speaking. We seem to have taken damage to our engines and the plane is going down. Please grab a parachute and exit the plane immediately. Because this is not a ship, I don't plan on going down with it"" The passengers watch as the pilot jumps out of the plane. In a panic, they quickly scramble to the parachutes, only t…