Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.

Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China

Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too.

*Wakes up in Superman's body* Me: Holy crap! I'm finally a hero! *Uses heat vision to re-heat last night's pizza & puts on Netflix*