A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer!"" the man began, ""I don't have time for this right now!"" ""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."" ""But officer,"" replied the motorist. ""I just wanted to say..."" ""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"", barked the officer. A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ""Lucky for you …

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer"" the man began ""I can explain"" ""Just be quiet"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."" ""But officer I just wanted to say"" ""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said ""Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets…

So a while back the Pope went on a visit... to a city. He was trying to get across town without attracting too much attention, so instead of the Popemobile, he was driving in a heavily armored SUV with very tinted windows. So the chauffeur is driving the Pope around, and the Pope gets to wondering. "Man," he thinks, "I haven't driven in ages, not since I was a bishop." He promptly orders the chauffeur to pull over and get in the back seat. The Pope gets in front, slams his foot down on the gas…

Speeding motorist A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goo…