What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off.

This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money...

Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo.