I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off.#Metallica#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.#Metallica#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it.#Metallica#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money...#Metallica#Money#Kids#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo.#Metallica#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp