Topical Jokes (5/27) Hello again, /r/jokes! Lend me your eyes! It's time to recap the day's jokes so we can all enjoy some idiocy. Starting off with some entertainment news. ""Fast and Furious 6"" opened up the box office gross with over $99 million. Most of the revenue was generated through Vin Diesel having to watch the movie 60 million times before comprehending the plot beyond his prior understanding of just ""Car go fast vroom"". This is always interesting. A fragment of the Dead Sea Scroll…

Bill and the Genie Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama's new puppy

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever