Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA.

right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth

what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person

"...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..." - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain