There Had Recently Been A Global Epidemic... ...Billions of people were dying. As a result, there was a line of souls waiting to get into heaven. God had become overwhelmed. He said to one of his angels ""Go wait at the gates of heaven and only let in people who had a unique death."" So the angel goes. The angel gets to the gate and the first soul comes up. The angel asks ""How did you die?"" The man's soul replied ""Well, lately I had suspected that my wife was cheating on me, so I decided to c…

God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't

[God making water] "it helps plants" ANGEL: nice "cleans things" A: ok "u die if u don't drink it" A: "& drown if u drink it wrong" A: what