Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno#Wall Street#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen#Animals#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal.#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp