I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.

My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something.

I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.

I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, "Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."