I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.

I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.

I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, "Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."

According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962.