I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.

My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something.

I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.

According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962.