Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!""

Pink Ping Pong Ball A little boy named Marty was born one day to a wealthy family. On Marty's second birthday, his mom asked Marty what he wanted for his birthday. Marty said, ""I want a pink ping pong ball!"" Mom was confused why Marty wanted pink ping pong balls but agreed to buy them for her son's sake. Fast forward to Marty's 12^th birthday. Marty was treated to a surprise birthday party that he did not know about. He got cake and presents but was not satisfied. Marty's dad walked up to him …

Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!

Four guys where getting ready to tee off on the 18th hole when a funeral procession started coming down the road... ...one of the men took off his hat and bowed his head. Another said, ""Marty, that is the nicest gesture I have ever seen out of you."" Marty replies, ""It's the least I could do, we where married for 28 years.""