Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like "Sorry little Canadians. We're full."

Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.

If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico.