2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics

I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like "Sorry little Canadians. We're full."

Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.

If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico.