I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing

If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken.

[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.

Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's