Sitting here at Starbucks, everyone looking at their phones and only one person's noticed mine's a calculator.#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side.#Kevin Spacey#Kevin E#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp