My cat is my date and we got asked to leave the Olive Garden. Probably because she's black.#Olive Garden#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp