Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.#Fridge#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.#Fridge#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....#Fridge#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.#Fridge#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My daughter may only be one year old today, but she retrieves beer from the fridge at a fourth grade level.#Fridge#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp