It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.

Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....

I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.

There is no "i" in "team," but there is a lot of "alcohol" in my "fridge" because I enjoy abusing my liver.