It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.

I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.

My daughter may only be one year old today, but she retrieves beer from the fridge at a fourth grade level.

There is no "i" in "team," but there is a lot of "alcohol" in my "fridge" because I enjoy abusing my liver.