Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!

Scary This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reached the ghats his Car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It was dark and raining. And pretty soon he got wet and was shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by, the rain…

Mahatma Gandhi never wore any shoes... ...and as a result of a lifetime of devoted pilgrimages along the uneven streets and gravel pathways of India, Bapu's feet were hardened beyond compare. Gandhi was also vegan for his entire life and while his strict diet helped him to maintain a spiritual connection to all living things, it also contributed to a certain frailty; particularly in his later years. Only those closest to Mahatma Gandhi know that one of the bi-products of Bapu's diet and ascetic …

An Italian order Pizza in India An Italian businessman goes to India on a business trip, but he hates Indian food because its too spicy for him. So he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get Italian food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door…