I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"

Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found.

By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?

Hitler walks into a restaurant... Adolf walks in to a restaurant and states, ""I'm hungry!"" The owner asks, ""Well, what do you want to eat?"" Hitler replies with, ""As long as it's *not-sea*food, I'm sure I'll love it!""