It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car

Did you hear about the competition between Volvo and the other Swedish car manufacturer? It's all just a Saab story, really.

Volvo was rated the safest car in America in '94. That's why Kurt Cobain had one, he didn't want to kill himself.

A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes.