Me: This is DISGUSTING! WHO PEED ON THE WALL?! 7yo: Not me. I only pee on the floor.

Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog.

Got this one in a forward from my dad - I did not see that one coming. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.. WELL .. . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS MARY , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD Y…

ok, here is the joke that will change your life... once upon a time, a husband and wife were trying to concieve. They really wanted to have a baby, so they went to all these doctors, and the doctors told them it was unlikey, but they kept trying anyway... finally they got pregnant, and the wife was so excited. She took real good care of herself, she ate right, exercised, did yoga... she did everything she could to make sure the baby would be healthy... then finally, 9 months later, the day came.…