[Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast...#Science#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy#Animals#Science#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp