Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.#Jones#Illinois#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the "S" in Illinois#Illinois#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat? I'd do that for my iPhone.#Jones#Indiana#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist.#Jones#Indiana#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.#Illinois#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp