What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.#Illinois#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike.#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the "S" in Illinois#Illinois#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.#Jones#Illinois#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?#Chicago#Jersey#Animals#Food+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp