I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York.

Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you're going to get.

Forrest Gump came out 20 years ago. Can you believe that?! Of course you can because you're not an idiot who doesn't know how time works.

Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker