I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York.

Forrest Gump ran for 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days, which is approximately 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days longer than I've ever run.

Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you're going to get.

Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker