What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle. ------------------------------------- A man drives his Lada to a mechanic and asks, ""Can I have a spare hubcap for my Lada?"" The mechanic says, ""Sounds like a fair trade."" ------------------------------------- A Russian man enters a car raffle. Dropping the ticket in, he asks the attendee what the prize is. ""First place is a Lada,"" he says. ""And what's second place?"" asks the man. ""Two Ladas,"" the attendee replies. --------------…

A man is driving when he gets stopped by the police. Confused, as he knew he did nothing wrong, the man asked the officer, ""Did I break any laws officer?"" The officer replied, ""No, in fact, your driving was so good that I wanted to give you a reward. I just need to see you drivers license to fill out a tax form."" ""I don't have a drivers license,"" Replied the man. ""You don't have a drivers license?"" The confused officer asked. The mans wife replied, ""Don't listen to him, he's drunk."" Th…

Better husband So a womand and her daughter go to the police station to report a case about her missing husband. Ask her about his name,occupation, and how long he was missing. After that's over they asked her to discribe his appearance. She says""He is tall ,slim, muscular, dark skinned, rich,and handsome"". Her daughter pokes her and says""Hey, Mom, that does'nt sound like daddy at all"". The mother says""Shut up, maybe they'll get us a better one""

my mom told me these Note: My mother is a German White Woman married to a Creole Black Man. She thought these were apropos with the Freddie Gray ""Suicide"" revelation. The authorities find a black man at the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain, wrapped round and round in chains. The Sheriff looks over at his deputy and says, ""Just like these n***ers to steal more chain than they can carry"" The authorities find a black man at the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain, with 40 stab wounds in his back. The Sher…