A man is driving when he gets stopped by the police. Confused, as he knew he did nothing wrong, the man asked the officer, ""Did I break any laws officer?"" The officer replied, ""No, in fact, your driving was so good that I wanted to give you a reward. I just need to see you drivers license to fill out a tax form."" ""I don't have a drivers license,"" Replied the man. ""You don't have a drivers license?"" The confused officer asked. The mans wife replied, ""Don't listen to him, he's drunk."" Th…

A woman with triplets. A woman 8 months pregnant with triplets was at the bank and while she was waiting in line there was a robbery, the robber was new at robbing so of course he was caught but just before the police came barging through the doors he shot at the pregnant woman three times and afterwards was tackled and put in the squad car. The woman was rushed to the hospital and was put straight into a private room where they operated straight away. When she woke up she was met by her husband…

The Indian Driver An Indian guy was driving with his family, when he noticed that a cop car was following him. After a couple seconds, he pulled over, and one of the cops came out to his window. He rolled it down and asked, ""Is there a problem, officer?"" The cop said, ""No, no problem at all, sir. We have been observing you for your entire right. You've stuck to the speed limit, followed traffic rules and were respectful to other drivers. It's Road Safety week so you've been selected as the Be…

Don't get pulled over in Eastern Europe Ivan gets pulled over by traffic police, so he tells them the usual sob story about how he's very poor, he can't pay the ticket etc. etc. So at first the cops are like okay give us some money, we'll make it go away. Ivan though won't back down and tells them how he's been laid off recently from the banitza factory, his mother in law is trying to convince his wife to divorce him and take the kids away etc. etc. So the cops relent and ask that he only buys t…