They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.

A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"