They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S.#UK#Us#Animals#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell "ARF, ARF" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth#Animals#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp