I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt.#Usain Bolt#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint#Usain Bolt#Cell Phone Company#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp