My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.

What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.