What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt.#Nicki Minaj#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.#Nicki Minaj#Animals#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bad news: I just stepped on the cat. Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song.#Nicki Minaj#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp