[*Wakes up on sofa] "Did I...DID I HAVE A FIGHT WITH BATMAN?" Wife [from bedroom]: "YOU. PUNCHED. A. NUN."#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours.#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *#Angel Cake#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp