Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.

Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?

Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:...

Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks.